Dr.
Tabiyat kesi hai
Mariz.
Pehlay se ziada kharab
Dr.
Dawa khali thi kia?
Mariz.
Nahi, dawa ki sheeshi to bhari hui thi
Dr.
I mean dawai le li thi?
Mariz.
G aap ne de di to mai ne le li thi.
Dr.
Bewaqoof dawai p li thi
Mariz.
Nahi G. dawai to laal thi
Dr.
Abay gadhay dawai ko P liya tha?
Mariz.
Nahi dr. sahib piliya to muje tha.
Dr.
Saalay dawa ko munh se lag ker pait mai dala tha?
Mariz.
Nahi
Dr.
Kio?
Mariz
Aap hi nay to kaha tha k chamach se peena.
Huband: Agar main mar gaya to kiya tum doosri shadi ker logi ?
Wife: Nahi main apni Sister kay saath reh loongi.. or agar main mar gayee to kiya ap doosri shadi ker logay ?
Husband: Nahi main bhi tumhari Sister kay saath he reh loonga..
Boy’s Room before Marriage:
-Perfumes -Love Letters
-CD Player & Cds. -Greetings Cards.
-Air Freshner.
-Different Sims Along Different Pakages With 1 Mobile.
-Books of poetry
-PEACE.
After Marriage:
-Pain Killers.
-Loan Papers.
-Unpaid Electricity & Gas Bills.
-Medical Reports.
-Empty Wallet.
-Feeder, Nipple & Pampers,
qarshi ka instant joshanda,
ispghol ka chilka, qareeb aor door ki ainak,
poly color, aor bed k sarhaney book
‘maut ka manzar’
English version of
“In barshon se dosti achi nahi faraz
Kacha tera makan hai kuch to khayal kar”
“Friendship wid raining is not gud faraz
how cheap ur home is, behave urself”